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Oh, the Places You'll Go... to the Bathroom

4.10.2015

Hahahahaha!  Joke is on me.  Hi.  My name is Jessie.  I'm a mom of a two year old and I clean up bodily waste.  All day.


Today...

:: Levi awoke me with cries that he had poop running down his leg.  Of course, I helped him waddle to the shower.  But THEN, I found a gigantic turd sitting in the middle of my living room carpet.  Gross.  And Jed was sure to point out all the other tiny pellets scattered throughout the house for me.  Ah, thank you, Jed. 

:: While sitting at the breakfast table, Levi decided to get up and walk outside.  He pulled his pants down right there on the front stoop and peed a huge puddle onto the cement... right where everyone steps to come knocking at our door. 

:: During my quick twenty minute workout, Jed came to me hollering that Levi had just peed in their bedroom.  Indeed, Levi knew better than to pee his pants or wet his bed, so he had stood on the top bunk and proceeded to pee on the bunkbed ladder.  Seriously, not much else was wet; the ladder was just dripping in urine.  I honestly wasn't sure whether to be mad or laugh! 

:: I was cleaning up in the kitchen after our picnic lunch when Levi came to the door and announced he had pooped on the front lawn.  (Familiar story!)  

*****

Potty training is supposed to end someday, isn't it?!?  I feel like this is all I do: I'm turning in circles wiping bums, grabbing a new pair of pants, throwing a load into the washer...  In his defense, Levi really has been coming along. It just feels like as we take one step forward in potty training, he takes two steps back the next day. I have to keep reminding myself that Levi is only two and a half. He WILL get this eventually. Right?! Right?!  I sure hope so.

Someday we'll laugh long and hard about these potty stories!

Five Under Five: Stories of What Went Down

4.08.2015

^^My crew for six days.  They look innocent enough, don't they?  Muahaha.^^

You might have noticed that things were a little quieter than usual around this blog for a few days.  Well, for good reason!  I was busy.  Reaaallly busy.  My three nieces came to stay with us for six days while their parents went on a second honeymoon kind of a cruise.  (I should have hopped in their suitcase!)

Let me tell you, five kids under five is a circus.  

I had two four year olds, two two year olds, and a thirteen month old--who was either being super sweet or screaming like she was one fire.  There was no middle ground.  Two volumes only on that child.  And two two year olds who are "mostly" potty trained, well, that really means no one is potty trained at all.  But, oh boy, do I have some good poop stories to share now!

Like when we were over playing on the toys in my neighbor's backyard when a certain little girl spontaneously dropped her pants and took a dump right there on the lawn.  Yes, she pooped right smack in the middle of the yard.  I cringed.  My neighbor wasn't even home that day!  But don't worry, I didn't have to clean it up because the dog came over and ate it.  {Gag!}  Three days later, we were playing in the same backyard when Annabelle dropped her pants and took a dump on the lawn AGAIN.  Finally, and here's the kicker, that same neighbor was kind enough to invite our mob of lawlessness over to help celebrate her son's third birthday.  We were there for 90 minutes.  Kid you not, guessed who pooped their pants?  Both Annabelle AND Levi!  (At least it wasn't on the carpet, right? But I'm so sorry their whole upstairs smelled rank for hours afterward!)  I told Dani later that I think my niece pooped more times at her house than at mine.  We laughed and wondered why?! 

The care was CONSTANT.  Someone was always hungry or whining or fighting or pooping or making a mess or getting into something he/she shouldn't... multiplied by five.  Chaos reigned supreme.  

I mean, for example, the girls snuck back into the house and ate an entire bag of frosted animal cookies in five minutes flat!  ...  Someone broke into my car while I was making dinner and pulled off all the knobs on my dash.  ...  And, "Where are you going with that shovel?"  Her response, "Levi did it!"  Hahaha.    

If asked if I would do it all over again my answer would undoubtedly be, "Only if they're potty trained!"  I may have lost patience more times than I'd like to admit, but I'm calling it a success anyway.  My sanity is intact, the house is still standing, and we all survived with full tummies and plenty of laughter along the way from five tiny teases.  I really hope their time here strengthened their cousin bonds, even just a little bit, because I literally slept for two days straight amid the aftermath of that particular tornado.

Good thing I love family... and I still love 'em.    

^^Madelyn eating a little chalk with her pretzel.^^
^^Proof that there was some fun mixed in too.  We played outside as much as possible: we rode bikes, swung on swings, ate rocks (ahem, Madelyn), and had some crazy fun with some chalk and the neighbor girls on a sunny Sunday afternoon.  Good times.^^

Easter Eggin' 2015

4.06.2015

Hippity Hoppity Happy Easter!

We celebrated a wonderful low-key Easter weekend with candy, good food, spiritual upliftment, and friends; all the things a good holiday is made of. We kicked off the weekend Friday afternoon with a slug of neighbor families for an Easter egg hunt. Despite what it might look like, the egg hunt actually wasn't madness. There were plenty of eggs and candy for all! The egg hunt was followed by a BBQ that lasted well after the kids' bedtime. Delicious food and conversation? I'm game! I think the kids were running on repetitive sugar highs.

^^Excited and ready for the big Egg Hunt!  This wasn't even all of the kids.  Lol.^^ 
^^Levi: "I got allll the candy!"  Indeed, he ate it completely gone by the next morning.^^
^^Jed super excited over his "special prize!"^^

On Easter Sunday we curled up on the couch to listen to LDS General Conference.  Truth be told, I totally fell asleep on the couch.  There were just so many good talks I couldn't possibly soak it all in!  Haha.  (Thankfully, I can catch up on what I missed online.)  Then that evening we had the Horsleys and Youngs over to share in a delicious ham dinner with all the trimmings and dessert that my thighs are still drooling over.  Connecting with family and friends is probably one of my favorite part of any holiday.  It was loud and the kids were busy, but I don't think I know what dinner is like without chaos anymore.  We are so blessed to live among so many genuinely good people we enjoy being around!

I love Easter.  I love teaching my children about Jesus Christ and the miracle of His resurrection; the miracle of love and mercy and hope.  I know I don't fully comprehend the Atonement or how to fully apply it to myself (that's what I'm on this life-long journey for, right?), but I am grateful for the testimony that I have that my elder brother Jesus Christ lived and died so that I might have the opportunity to live with my Heavenly Father again.  I am grateful for the love I feel everyday and that this sweet family of mine can be together forever.  Life is good and I owe it all to God.         

My Very Own eShakti Dress Review and Coupon Code!

3.26.2015


I was so excited to receive a little email from eShakti in my inbox a couple of weeks ago offering me a customized dress in exchange for a blog post review.  Of course, I was on board!  I'd seen several positive reviews floating around online but hadn't had a chance to try their beautiful and trendy dresses for myself.  This was my chance!  There's always enough room in the closet to add another dress... or two.

I hopped online during nap time the next afternoon to order my dress.  It was so hard for me to choose just one!  There seemed to be an endless gallery of cute colors, patterns, and styles.  And with the option to add sleeves, raise the neckline, or increase the length a few inches, this conservative LDS girl was in heaven.  I could basically have the whole store!  So I emailed Bron a few of my favorite picks and finally settled on this green and white striped little number.

My dress originally didn't have any sleeves, but I love how these little cap sleeves turned out.  And rather than settling on a standard size 6, I took a chance and plugged in my personal measurements, rounding the number down whenever I was caught between whole inches.  I figured it'd be better to have a dress that fit my curves rather than one that hid them.  And I am so glad I did!  You see, I have broad shoulders and many things tend to fit uncomfortably snug through the shoulders, but not this dress!  Perfection.  It truly fits like it was made just for me.  (My only trouble is getting it off!  Not a bad problem, actually.)

I've worn it twice now and have gotten compliments left and right.  The make and material are high quality and I especially love that there's a built-in liner.  No need for a slip!  I feel pretty AND comfortable in this dress--something that's hard to come by.

So if you're looking for a dress, skirt, or even a new blouse to wear to an event, to church, or simply just to look fabulous on a hot date with your man, don't forget to check out eShakti!  No more combing the stores searching for that elusive perfect color or style (which is a nightmare if you're a mom with young kids in tow!) because you'll probably find it right here online and have it ordered in less than an hour.  I know I'll definitely keep them in mind the next time I need, I mean want a new dress.

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^^My boys and me.  It was a windy afternoon!^^

Spring Fever! Snapshots and Anecdotes of Life Lately

3.23.2015


This week is Spring Break!  I can't believe Spring is finally here!  It kind of snuck up on me.  Once Christmas is over I have the mentality of just hunkering down to wait out the worst three months of the year.  And with the last few weeks being so unseasonably warm, I've been mentally prepping myself for another cold snap.  But it looks like March is going out like a lamb.  (I hope I didn't just jinx it.)  The birds are chirping, the flowers are pushing, and the trees are budding.  Bring on the sunshine and all the outside play we can muster!  I'm so excited.

But first, let's take a look at what we've been up to so far during this month of March.    

 ^^Since Jed learned to ride his bike without training wheels, we've been out nearly every afternoon practicing, riding circles around the driveway and up and down the street.  I don't mind!^^
^^The boys each got a special treat one afternoon because Jed learned to ride his bike and Levi pooped in the toilet!  Woohoo!  (Will potty training ever end?!?)  Oh, the things we celebrate as parents.  Haha.^^ 

Some days I'm not sure if this kid is going to live see his third birthday.  He is messy and stubborn and lazy and pushes all the limits relentlessly.  He is A LOT of WORK!   There was a really rough evening last week when Bron was out of town and I had just had it; I was exhausted and frustrated and Levi knew he was the main culprit.  But we settled down as promised for popcorn and a movie anyway.  Halfway through the show Levi climbed into my lap to cuddle.  As I held him close, Levi periodically turned to give me unsolicited kisses on the cheek.  "Love you, Mama," he whispered.  I melted to a puddle right then and there.  How could I possibly stay mad at that?!  I squeezed him and kissed those precious soft cheeks.  Levi is a living juxtaposition; I have never felt so drained and yet so filled by someone.  Levi knows exactly when to turn the sweetness on or when to ham it up.  It's a good thing too because sometimes it's the only thing keeping him from getting shipped off to Timbuktu.     


Jed is my little ray of sunshine but in a totally different way.  He's sweet and sensitive and surprisingly thoughtful.  He genuinely cares about how those around him are feeling.  "Mom, you happy?"  He's also a clown.  He says some of the funniest stuff!  And much to my chagrin he is always asking questions.  But what can I say?  He's an inquisitive and smart kid.  Right now he is completely absorbed in his Lego collection, putting them together in creative ways all day long.  He'd skip meals to keep playing with those Legos if he could!  He's my mini me in so many ways:  Who needs food when you're engrossed in something more interesting?  A routine is the only way to live life.  And waking up happy is natural!  Yeah, he's all mine.  And I'm proud to claim him.  Sometimes Levi demands so much of my attention that I'm afraid Jed gets lost in the everyday shuffle of things.  I hope Jed feels how deeply I love him anyway. 

^^I tried telling Levi that playing shirtless wouldn't improve his performance.  He ignored me.  He knew the cuteness bar had just been raised.^^
^^Dad is the fun storyteller!  Bron made up his own version to the children's classic.  He read, The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad Dad!  All I heard were giggles.^^

Beautiful morning light.  Along with the commencement of Spring have come the birds!  One of our favorite meal time activities has been watching the many birds out our big kitchen window come to drink from the fountain in the front courtyard.  Our favorites are the Doves and Red Robins.  Once we saw a wild pheasant!  Jed called it a peacock.  Hehe.

We ran some errands in town and I happened to have my camera in my bag with me.  (Something that I should do much more often!)  I was able to catch this special moment when the lady behind the register offered to give Levi a free balloon.  Sooo happy!

^^An extra fun evening playing at the park with friends!^^

Other Short Stories:

::  As a part of their bedtime routine, the boys insist that I sing a lullaby before kissing them goodnight.  Well recently, they've begun to sing along!  Their little off-tone voices are the cutest notes I've ever heard in my life.  It makes me smile from the inside-out.  Brief moments of pure joy right there.

::  We were all in the car one evening.  "I feel bloated and gross," I complained to Bron in the front seat.  "Why am I so bloated?"  "And gross!" Jed chimed in without missing a beat.  We laughed pretty hard over that one. 

::  Levi explained, "I get my sword and my shield and I fight the bad guys! ... That's meee!" he sang.  Folks, we have a superhero in the making.   

Monthly Photography Challenge: Motion

3.20.2015

^^Jed and his friend Josh racing down the slide!^^

This month's photography theme was motion.  What a fun challenge, especially since I have two little boys that are always on the move!

When I photograph my boys at play, I like to freeze the moment by using a fast shutter speed as seen in these sledding pictures I took this winter.  I generally don't like blurry photos; they look out-of-focus to me.  But since these monthly photography challenges are about stretching myself, I decided to try something new.  I slowed my shutter speed and attempted to pan as Jed and Levi rode their bikes past me, hoping to catch a blurry background and little feet to convey movement in a single photo.  Miraculously, it worked!  I also packed my tripod to the park one evening.  I set up my camera to focus on the boys at the top of the slide and closed down my aperture a bit to ensure good focus.  Then I let the shutter fly!  And there you have it, four pictures compiled into one in Photoshop.  I think it looks kind of cool!

 Be sure to click on over to these other talented ladies' blogs for some more photos in motion. 

     

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